Halloween Don'ts:

1. Do not take your children to a large shopping area for candy. Too much work for little return.

2. Do not dress up like Cruella Da Vill and put your children on leashes. It's just wrong.

3. Do not cover your 3 year old in fake blood and dress up like murdered people. Once again...it's just wrong.

4. Do not give out menus for your restaurant with a miniscule piece of candy.

5. If your child is a newborn DO NOT take him around to collect candy. Especially if it is obvious that you are like me and a little on the chubby side.

Halloween Do's

1. Give up the fight and let your little gal dress like the princess she wants to be. Give up the dreams of her being mac-n-cheese, or being a star w/ a water gun. The shooting star is your dream not hers.

2. Let the baby take off the duck hat. She hates it.

3. Go as a family and have fun.

4. Help your child unwrap her candy. She WILL eat through the wrapper if you don't. Foil just isn't the taste your looking for with a Reese's.

I get annoyed when blogger underlines everything and won't let me undo it:(

blah!