Annoying things people say to you when your pregnant:

You haven't had that baby yet?

My birthday is on the ____ can you have it then?

I'll just sling you on my four wheeler and take you for a bumpy ride. That'll get it out.

You don't look THAT big.

When are you having this thing so I can make plans?

You're pregnant! Eat whatever you want. (that's their way of saying please stay bigger than me)

Not much longer! (When you're forty pounds over weight, every moment is an eternity)

Wow! She's about to Pop!