Monday, May 4, 2009

Sick-Ohs!
Our house has been filled with sickness for pretty much the entire month of April. This is what happens when you are sick in the Metcalf house:
We know you have a 103 temp, but we will go ahead and take out that HUGE splinter.
Then, we will proceed to make fun of you crying.
We may also take you outside in your jammies and sit you in a wheel barrel.
If you keep trying to blow your boogers through your mouth and not your nose, 
we might threaten to suction you like your little sister.
Even if you have an unbelievably crazy red rash we will still dress you pretty, hold you up before Jesus and friends and let you scream while shoving a passy in your mouth.
Best of all, since you are already sick we will just let you go outside and play in puddles. 
You're sick anyway right?

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